We’ve been hard at work practicing because frankly the other bands are so good we are worried that people will start pointing at us in the street and laughing, or worse, feeling sorry for us and chatting in hushed, concerned tones to us about ‘places we can get help‘ and how they will ‘always have an open door‘ if we want to chat.

By practicing we mean bickering about what frigging chord we should be playing ffs there are only som many chords we know so it shouldn’t be hard should it Dave) and feeling so dismayed at our ability to count that we just fuck off to the pub (Richie) or just curling up in a ball and weeping (Ben).
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