MRI revolutionise recording techniques

Ever at the forefront of new technology and the drive to get the ‘best’ and ‘purest’ sound MRI have invented a new method to reduce what’s know in the trade as ‘embarrassment‘. Our revolutionary new technique that we’ve called ‘The Coat‘ helps vocalists get over that ego driven ‘You’re all staring at me’ moment which can sometimes lead to these precious little fuckers drying up mid recording.

Singers being the dim knobheads that they are, many not having the intellect of 1 month old babies or maybe house cats, can easily be fooled into thinking they are alone simply by shielding their view of other band members and technicians in the recording environment.

MRI expect a boom mail order business and are initially selling this high tech solution to a problem that never existed for mere £1,000.

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